Hi, I’m Lauren, 20-year ex-Advertising & emerging Technology exec, Founder of UnfckMe IRL — Nervous System Literacy 4 All

I partner with enterprise organizations, C-Suite, revenue generating teams & Founders/SMB to safeguard revenue, reduce churn/health care/operational costs & navigate change. Focused on educating & empowering a workforce for regulated, resilient & rewired success at a holistic level

+ Host/Speak @B2C events [Re]frame pain, [Re]lease shame & [Re]claim Power

Nervous System Literacy is a panacea for society

→On a mission to educate the world about unprocessed & epigenetic trauma — pervasive across all facets of life, the mind/body connection & Art & Science of Connection

→Biohacker+reversed chronic illness/pain, rebuilt capacity, broke addictions, lost weight, reclaimed power & agency while navigating prolonged uncertainty, job+family+tribe+identity loss, legal threats, pro se divorce, entrepreneurship, financial ruin, isolation & more

BOOK ME→ Safeguard your org, rev stream & workforce or your next B2C event!

MY TRUTH IS CRAZIER THAN ANY LIE I COULD EVER TELL ↓ Not even the interesting parts ;)

→Parents were both MSW/therapist, old hippies +activists, in therapy @5 after my Dad's 1st su*cide attempt, but nobody knew I was in undiagnosed lifelong survival mode until almost 40…

→Flashbacks, bed wetting, brain fog & more while interviewing at Amazon, Google, Oracle Summer 2021. STILL secured a job in big tech, w internal+external mentorship, board seats, plowing thru month long migraines…

→Most people with this level of trauma lose their memory; I have a photographic/Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory from <~ the age of 2 — Survival Mode as a Superpower™

→Lost/Gained 100+lbs MULTIPLE times DESPITE scaling to 14 hrs/wk of CrossFit, starvation & more

→Leveraged weight loss since 2013 to explain data fidelity & quality to varying levels of understanding & audiences — inspiration for Trauma Translator™ & Neuroscience4all approach

→2016 evaluated for a tumor on adrenal gland, after a hormone panel I requested...

→Lost WHOLE family by Jan 2019 [Dad to s**cide], job 6x since Sept 2011 post M&A/divestiture & ex-husband's family business destroyed life/health for 20+yrs & lead to financial ruins

→Dec 2021 diagnosed w/ high-functioning Complex PTSD & Adrenal Fatigue; impacted thyroid; never been on a psychiatric/anxiety med

→Top producer, high energy leader in the trenches at the biggest orgs globally & REALLY sick

→Sober from alcohol; addressed underlying addiction→Unfckme IRL Pod

THIS IS SURVIVAL MODE IRL